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Production Crew
Directed by
Jack Bond
Starring Cast
Starring
Actor / Performer
Character Role
Neil Tennant
Self
Chris Lowe
Self
Joss Ackland
Priest / murderer
Dominique Barnes
Unknown
Pilot / car salesman
Carmen Du Sautoy
Unknown
Gareth Hunt
Uncle Dredge / postcard seller / ventriloquist
Barbara Windsor
Seaside landlady / Neil's mother
Clair Becker
Dancer
Stephanie Buttle
Dancer
Lyndsey Cole
Dancer
Hugh Craig
Dancer
Heavon Grant
Dancer
Christopher Hall
Dancer
Emma Hendry
Dancer
Lisa Hendry
Dancer
Lisa Jones
Dancer
Michelle Nelson
Dancer
Natalie Roles
Dancer
Chris Tudor
Dancer
Tom Searle
Dancer
Voyd
Dancer
Nicholas Haley
Unknown
Jonathan Haley
Unknown
Wyn McLeod
Unknown
The Beach Bikers
Unknown
X. Posse
Unknown
Audrey Kirby
Unknown
Kevin Duffield
Unknown
James Downie
Unknown
Lillian Coyle
Unknown
Christopher Coyle
Unknown
Christopher Gabriel
Unknown
Chris Chering
Unknown
Gavin Watson
Unknown
Paul Sexton
Unknown
Simon Lawes
Unknown
Mitzi Mueller
Unknown
Klondyke Kate
Unknown
Terry Fisher
Unknown
S.J. Versey
Unknown
Tabby
Unknown
Peter Salem
Violinist
Glenn Webster
Passer by
