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2025 | DIRECTED BY MARY BRONSTEIN

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

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Movie Stats
Year
2025
Runtime
 113 minutes (1 hr 53 mins)
Certificates

15

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Salty Popcorn Stats
First viewed:
16th Oct 2025
Last viewed:
11th Mar 2026
Total views:
92
Release Dates
UK release date
 UK release
4th November 2025
6 months 26 days ago
US release date
 US release
31st January 2026
3 months 30 days ago
Germany release date
 Germany
17th February 2025
1 years 3 months 13 days ago
Czech Republic release date
 Czech Republic
4th July 2025
10 months 26 days ago
Australia release date
 Australia
1st November 2025
6 months 29 days ago
Canada release date
 Canada
17th October 2025
7 months 13 days ago
Russia release date
 Russia
20th November 2025
6 months 10 days ago
Total Grosses
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UK total gross
  £345.6 Thousand
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US total gross
  $1.1 Million
Cinema Tickets Sold
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UK tickets sold
43,741 aprox.
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US tickets sold
93,835 aprox.
Box Office Breakdown
UK Box Office
  • Released: 4th Nov '25
  • Debut box office: 20th Feb '26
  • Debut position: 17
  • Highest position: 17
  • Debut gross: £127 Thousand
  • Total chart weeks: 3
US Box Office
  • Release: 31st Jan '26
  • Debut weekend: 10th Oct '25
  • Debut position: 23
  • Highest position: 20
  • Debut gross: $89.2 Thousand
  • Total chart weeks: 6
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