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2025 | DIRECTED BY MARY BRONSTEIN

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

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AKA
Ayaqlarım Olsaydı Səni Təpikləyərdim
Movie Stats
Year
2025
Runtime
 113 minutes (1 hr 53 mins)
Certificates

R

14A

18+
Select Cast
Rose Byrne
Christian Slater
Delaney Quinn
Mary Bronstein
A$AP Rocky
Ivy Wolk
Full cast and crew
Salty Popcorn Stats
First viewed:
9th Oct 2025
Last viewed:
9th Oct 2025
Total views:
34
Release Dates
US release date
 US release
10th October 2025
1 months 26 days ago
Canada release date
 Canada
17th October 2025
1 months 19 days ago
Greece release date
 Greece
13th November 2025
22 days ago
Russia release date
 Russia
20th November 2025
15 days ago
Netherlands release date
 Netherlands
18th December 2025
Turkey release date
 Turkey
13th February 2026
Total Grosses
United States Flag
US total gross
  $1.1 Million
Cinema Tickets Sold
United States Flag
US tickets sold
90,681 aprox.
Box Office Breakdown
UK Release
US Box Office
  • Release: 10th Oct '25
  • Debut position: 23
  • Highest position: 20
  • Debut gross: $89.2 Thousand
  • Total chart weeks: 6
Global Box Office
  • No global cinema data.
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Directed by
mary bronstein Mary Bronstein
Starring
mary bronsteinRose ByrneLinda
Delaney QuinnChild
Mary BronsteinDr. Spring
A$AP RockyJames
Ivy WolkDiana
mary bronsteinChristian SlaterCharles
Mark StolzenbergParking Attendant
Conan O'Brien
Manu NarayanLandlord
Danielle MacdonaldCaroline
Ella BeattyKate
Eva KornetBreathworker
Helen HongEva
Daniel ZolghadriStephen
Josh PaisBrad
Ronald BronsteinCaroline's Husband
Laurence BlumPolice Officer
Lark WhiteVanessa
Amy Judd LiebermanMelanie
Char SidneyNurse
Jodi Pynn GabreeNurse
Alan ScottPuppeteer
Jason MatthewsPuppeteer
Victor BroadleyPuppeteer
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2025-10-10
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UK Box Office Chart History
No UK box office info

* Box office information before 1997 is continually being researched by our team and can be innacurate.

North American Box Office Info
Highest Place
20
Weeks top 15
0
Total Weeks
6
Total US Gross:
$1,079,102
North American Box Office Chart History
Date
Place
Week
Total
10 Oct 2025
23N
$89,164
$89,164
17 Oct 2025
20▲
$171,524
$308,143
24 Oct 2025
21▼
$152,477
$527,556
31 Oct 2025
26▼
$172,834
$790,756
7 Nov 2025
30▼
$60,995
$1,009,056
14 Nov 2025
38▼
$19,422
$1,079,102

* Box office information before 1997 is continually being researched by our team and can be innacurate.

Global Box Office Chart History
No US box office info

* Box office information befroe 2018 for global figures is continually being researched and hence is not complete and can be innacurate.

Global Box Office Release Breakdown
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Genres
Comedy
Comedy
Drama
Drama
Thriller
Thriller
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