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2001 | DIRECTED BY ISMAIL MERCHANT

The Mystic Masseur

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Movie Stats
Year
2001
Runtime
 117 minutes (1 hr 57 mins)
Certificates

PG

PG

M/12

T

Atp
Select Cast
Aasif Mandvi
Albert Laveau
Jimi Mistry
Sanjeev Bhaskar
Om Puri
Ayesha Dharker
Full cast and crew
Salty Popcorn Stats
First viewed:
2nd Aug 2025
Last viewed:
2nd Aug 2025
Total views:
17
Release Dates
US release date
 US release
3rd May 2002
23 years 6 months 7 days ago
Portugal release date
 Portugal
21st June 2002
23 years 4 months 19 days ago
France release date
 France
25th June 2003
22 years 4 months 15 days ago
Italy release date
 Italy
1st August 2003
22 years 3 months 9 days ago
Total Grosses
United States Flag
US total gross
  $398.6 Thousand
Cinema Tickets Sold
United States Flag
US tickets sold
70,426 aprox.
Box Office Breakdown
UK Release
US Box Office
  • Release: 3rd May '02
  • Debut position: 64
  • Highest position: 41
  • Debut gross: $18.6 Thousand
  • Total chart weeks: 18
Global Box Office
  • No global cinema data.
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Directed by
ismail merchant Ismail Merchant
Starring
Aasif MandviGanesh
Albert LaveauHeadmaster
Jimi MistryPratap Cooper
Sanjeev BhaskarBeharry
Om PuriRamlogan
Ayesha DharkerLeela
Sakina JaffreySuruj Mooma
Zohra SehgalAuntie
James FoxMr. Stewart
Rez KemptonBasdeo
Lisa BissoonWedding Singer
Grace MaharajMrs. Cooper
Ria SoodeenWedding Dancer
Michael JogeeKedgeree Crowd
Sunil MaharajKedgeree Crowd
Shiraz MohammedKedgeree Crowd
Anthony Harry PaulsinghKedgeree Crowd
Rajendra RastogiKedgeree Crowd
Danesh KhanYoung Pratap Cooper
Hanskumar SeecharanKedgeree Crowd
Sanjeev BoodhuSuruj
Lystra FrancisMother
Sara-Anne Chow-QuanGirl
Eddie YearwoodPostman
Patti-Anne AliSoomintra
Dinesh MaharajTaxi Driver
David SammyBissoon
Royce Francis-LauBirdman
Glenda Constantine JobityWoman who Can't Eat
Nirad TewarieCyclist 'Lover boy'
Risa WilliamsLover Boy's Girl
Keith Hazare ImambakshNarayan
Alfred McClatchieDefendant
Mitra MaharajPlaintiff
Shastri MaharajHusband
Deborah MaillardWife
Wayne ShocknessChief Treasurer
Michael CherrieMan in Yellow Suit
Maureen ThompsonWoman in Rainbow Dress
Pip TorrensGovernor
Marie KavanghGovernor's Wife
Edisson BaptisteString Quartet Member
Francis PauString Quartet Member
Andre ComeauString Quartet Member
Liana Jaye WilliamsString Quartet Member
George Umbala JosephMan with Monocle
Avery SeatonServant
Jonathon AliStriking Heckler
Ryan RagoonathStriking Heckler
Ravin RamkissoonStriking Heckler
Kelly NeeseBBC Cameraman
Ben SpencerBBC Reporter
Kieron QuirkeOxford Pub Pianist
ADVERTISMENT
2002-03-29
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UK Box Office Chart History
No UK box office info

* Box office information before 1997 is continually being researched by our team and can be innacurate.

North American Box Office Info
Highest Place
41
Weeks top 15
0
Total Weeks
18
Total US Gross:
$398,610
North American Box Office Chart History
Date
Place
Week
Total
3 May 2002
64N
$18,550
$18,550
10 May 2002
68▼
$17,954
$43,492
17 May 2002
41▲
$61,000
$110,364
31 May 2002
44N
$25,300
$258,186
7 Jun 2002
47▼
$21,000
$291,000
14 Jun 2002
54▼
$16,000
$321,000
21 Jun 2002
88▼
$3,100
$332,000
28 Jun 2002
69▲
$8,000
$343,000
5 Jul 2002
77▼
$8,000
$353,000
12 Jul 2002
75▲
$9,000
$364,000
19 Jul 2002
98▼
$3,500
$373,700
26 Jul 2002
115▼
$1,100
$374,900
2 Aug 2002
108▲
$1,757
$377,961
9 Aug 2002
103▲
$3,186
$383,601
16 Aug 2002
106▼
$2,840
$388,836
23 Aug 2002
123▼
$1,976
$390,728
6 Sep 2002
132N
$1,023
$393,164
20 Sep 2002
120N
$3,245
$398,610

* Box office information before 1997 is continually being researched by our team and can be innacurate.

Global Box Office Chart History
No US box office info

* Box office information befroe 2018 for global figures is continually being researched and hence is not complete and can be innacurate.

Global Box Office Release Breakdown
  •  United Kingdom release date:
  •  United States release date:
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  •  Italy release date:
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Top Grossing Movie Chart Position
UK total gross
£0
26963
The Whistle Blower
26964
The Mystic Masseur
26965
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Genres
Biography
Biography
Comedy
Comedy
Drama
Drama
Popular in these countries
  • Brazil Brazil
  • China China
  • France France
  • Canada Canada
  • United States United States
  • Vietnam Vietnam
  • Colombia Colombia
News from around the web
A Chat with Ismail Merchant  Asia Society Wed, 30th December 2015

Ismail Merchant: In Memory  rogerebert.com Fri, 14th December 2012

Entertainment | Film producer Merchant dies at 68  BBC Wed, 25th May 2005

Ustad Zakir Hussain tryst with Malayalam cinema and musical sojourns in Kerala  Onmanorama Mon, 16th December 2024

V.S. Naipaul Dies: Nobel Prize Winning Author was 85  Deadline Sun, 12th August 2018

Review: Slackers  Slant Magazine Wed, 30th January 2002

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