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2008 | DIRECTED BY CHARLES ROBERT CARNER

Witless Protection

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Movie Stats
Year
2008
Runtime
 97 minutes (1 hr 37 mins)
Select Cast
Larry the Cable Guy
Richard Bull
J. David Moeller
Will Clinger
Omar Dykes
Reno Collier
Full cast and crew
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First viewed:
13th Oct 2021
Last viewed:
1st Jul 2025
Total views:
8
Release Dates
US release date
 US release
22nd February 2008
17 years 8 months 8 days ago
Iceland release date
 Iceland
16th October 2008
17 years 14 days ago
Netherlands release date
 Netherlands
21st July 2009
16 years 3 months 9 days ago
Sweden release date
 Sweden
23rd December 2009
15 years 10 months 7 days ago
Germany release date
 Germany
29th April 2010
15 years 6 months 1 days ago
Total Grosses
United States Flag
US total gross
  $3.5 Million
Cinema Tickets Sold
United States Flag
US tickets sold
485,397 aprox.
Box Office Breakdown
UK Box Office
  • Release: No UK cinema release.
US Box Office
  • Release: 22nd Feb '08
  • Debut position: 13
  • Highest position: 13
  • Debut gross: $2.1 Million
  • Total chart weeks: 2
Global Box Office
  • No global cinema data.

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Directed by
charles robert carner Charles Robert Carner
Starring
Larry the Cable GuyDeputy Larry Stalder
Richard BullSheriff Smoot
J. David MoellerElmer
Will ClingerBo
Omar DykesGus
Reno CollierTater
Jenny McCarthyConnie
Yaphet KottoRicardo Bodi
Ivana MilicevicMadeleine
Dan WallerAgent Orange / MIB #1
Rick LeFevourMIB #2
Joseph Luis CaballeroMIB #3
Sean BridgersNorm
Gerry BednobOmar
Claudia Michelle WallaceTSA Woman
Emir YonzonTSA Supervisor
Gary TippettTSA Dog Handler
Jesse DabsonTSA Expert
Peter StormareArthur Grimsley
Jessica Grace OrrVibiana
Kurt NaebigMark Bedell
Eric RobertsWilford Duvall
Michael CarnerYoung Boy
Joe MantegnaDr. Rondog 'Doc' Savage
Gail RastorferMorgana
Lynnette GazaLillian Grimoire
Bethany Benz
Tommy BartlettPolo Match Guest
Patrick BoylanClarinetist
Steve ChristopherButcher
Marsha ClarkAdditional Voices
Kristen CubbageAirline Traveler
Cyn DulayMansion Guest
Kyle HillmanChicago Police Officer
Tara KettererBeauty Queen
Tim KruegerPolo Soiree Attendee
Joseph LazickiCowboy
Angelina LyubomirovaPretty Secretary
Barbara Elizabeth MaleskiNewspaper Reporter
Brittany MasonGrimsley's pool girl
Greg McAleerAlley Bum
Abi McKenzieKid in Parade
James PusztayBiker
Henry SandiferYoung FBI Agent
Gary SedlockWealthy Partygoer at Mansion
Amit ShahParty Guest
John StachoMemphis Police Officer Airport
Chauncey TaylorGrimsley / Polo Party Guest
Charles E TiedjeHometown Hero
Giota TrakasPhotographer
Lisa WolfParade Participant
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2008-02-22
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UK Box Office Chart History
No UK box office info

* Box office information before 1997 is continually being researched by our team and can be innacurate.

North American Box Office Info
Highest Place
13
Weeks top 15
1
Total Weeks
2
Total US Gross:
$3,485,150
North American Box Office Chart History
Date
Place
Week
Total
22 Feb 2008
13N
$2,116,692
$2,116,692
29 Feb 2008
16▼
$977,581
$3,485,150

* Box office information before 1997 is continually being researched by our team and can be innacurate.

Global Box Office Chart History
No US box office info

* Box office information befroe 2018 for global figures is continually being researched and hence is not complete and can be innacurate.

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Top Grossing Movie Chart Position
UK total gross
£0
34516
Delta Farce
34517
Witless Protection
34518
Larry the Cable Guys Christmas Spectacular

Genres
Comedy
Comedy
Crime
Crime
Popular in these countries
  • Peru Peru
  • Brazil Brazil
  • China China
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An Evening With Larry The Cable Guy  Times Union Thu, 30th October 2025

Is He Insane? No, He’s Larry (Published 2008)  The New York Times Sat, 23rd February 2008

Movie Review: Madea’s Witness Protection ; or, Tyler Perry’s Diminishing Returns  Vulture Fri, 29th June 2012

The Mother Review | Witless Protection  TheGATE.ca Thu, 11th May 2023

Witless Protection  Entertainment.ie Sun, 23rd October 2022

'Witless' is witless and weird  Deseret News Mon, 25th February 2008