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2010 | DIRECTED BY JASON FRIEDBERG AND AARON SELTZER

Vampires Suck

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Movie Stats
Year
2010
Runtime
 82 minutes (1 hr 22 mins)
Select Cast
Ken Jeong
Jenn Proske
Matt Lanter
Diedrich Bader
Chris Riggi
Anneliese van der Pol
Full cast and crew
Salty Popcorn Stats
First viewed:
30th Mar 2016
Last viewed:
6th Jan 2026
Total views:
81
Total Grosses
United Kingdom Flag
UK total gross
  £3 Million
United States Flag
US total gross
  $36.7 Million
Cinema Tickets Sold
United Kingdom Flag
UK tickets sold
512,105 aprox.
United States Flag
US tickets sold
4.6 Million aprox.
Box Office Breakdown
UK Box Office
  • Released: 15th Oct '10
  • Debut position: 3
  • Highest position: 3
  • Debut gross: £1.1 Million
  • Total chart weeks: 3
US Box Office
  • Debut weekend: 20th Aug '10
  • Debut position: 2
  • Highest position: 2
  • Debut gross: $12.2 Million
  • Total chart weeks: 12
Global Box Office
  • No global cinema data.
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Directed by
jason friedberg Jason Friedberg
aaron seltzer Aaron Seltzer
Starring
Jenn ProskeBecca Crane
Matt LanterEdward Sullen
Diedrich BaderFrank Crane
Chris RiggiJacob White
aaron seltzerKen JeongDaro
Anneliese van der PolJennifer
David DeLuiseFisherman Sculley
Kelsey LedginIris
Dave FoleyPrincipal Smith
Jeff WitzkeDr. Carlton
Crista FlanaganEden
Nick EversmanJeremiah
aaron seltzerZane HoltzAlex
Stephanie FischerRosalyn
Michael HansonRick
Jun Hee LeeDerric
Arielle KebbelRachel
B.J. BrittAntoine
Charlie WeberJack
Mike MayhallNicholas
Bradley DoddsSalvatore
Emily BrobstJune
Rett TerrellMax
Randal ReederBiker Dude
Leo FabianGross Bearded Biker
Dana SeltzerGossip Girl
Krystal MayoBuffy the Vampire Slayer
Mandy JacobsTeam Edward Girl
Marissa CavazosTeam Jacob Girl #1
Sarah ColbertTeam Jacob Girl #2
Ryan GloriosoScience Teacher
Bryan Philip CruzChinese Delivery Guy
Adia GarrettMean Girl
Marcelle BaerHot Girl
Alyssa LayneTrendy Girl
Nick GomezJacob's Pack #1
Ned YousefJacob's Pack #2
Rodrigo LloredaJacob's Pack #3
John FranklinJacob's Pack #4
Celeste RobertsMatronly Faculty Member
Greg WashingtonPhotographer
Michelle LangInnocent Woman
Valerie MorganWoman in Line
Sara BlanchePretty Blonde
Matthew WarzelJohn
Parker DashDrunken Festival Goer
Michael C. Mike AllenPedestrian
Ike BarinholtzBobby White
Helena BarrettAlice
Charlotte BiggsProm Goer
Stephanie CrowProm Attendee
Laine DubrocProm Picture Guy
Tavaris James DurellProm student
Casey FerrandTeam Edward
Jude GaviProm Faculty
Cameron InmanTeam Edward
Ada Michelle LoridansHustler Dancer
Jonathan ORearParade Goer / Student
Heather Brooke SimpsonLady Gaga
Sarah SoapeHigh School Student
Stephanie SwartTeam Jacob Girl
Tracy E. ThomasSculptor
Mallory ThompsonBikini Girl #1
Wanetah WalmsleySnooki
Chevy WhiteProm Goer

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UK Box Office Info
Highest Place
3
Weeks top 15
3
Total weeks
3
Total UK Gross:
£2,990,692
UK Box Office Chart History
Date
Place
Week
Total
Vampires Suck
15 Oct 2010
3N
£1,089,339
£1,089,339
22 Oct 2010
7▼
£530,136
£2,024,809
29 Oct 2010
10▼
£313,911
£2,990,692

* Box office information before 1997 is continually being researched by our team and can be innacurate.

North American Box Office Info
Highest Place
2
Weeks top 15
4
Total Weeks
12
Total US Gross:
$36,661,504
North American Box Office Chart History
Date
Place
Week
Total
20 Aug 2010
2N
$12,202,831
$18,566,733
27 Aug 2010
6▼
$5,221,780
$27,834,256
3 Sep 2010
11▼
$3,196,167
$32,494,824
10 Sep 2010
14▼
$1,480,909
$35,082,853
17 Sep 2010
19▼
$568,012
$35,865,445
24 Sep 2010
30▼
$213,983
$36,171,116
1 Oct 2010
33▼
$146,818
$36,365,361
8 Oct 2010
35▼
$103,638
$36,515,188
15 Oct 2010
50▼
$42,599
$36,588,553
22 Oct 2010
54▼
$24,678
$36,623,449
29 Oct 2010
61▼
$16,303
$36,645,305
5 Nov 2010
79▼
$8,511
$36,658,108

* Box office information before 1997 is continually being researched by our team and can be innacurate.

Global Box Office Chart History
No US box office info

* Box office information befroe 2018 for global figures is continually being researched and hence is not complete and can be innacurate.

Global Box Office Release Breakdown
No global box office info
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UK total gross
£2,990,692
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2212
Vampires Suck
2213
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US total gross
$36,661,504
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Genres
Comedy
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News from around the web
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